Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Have plans for the weekend?  Good.  Go out, stay at home, get some rest. But attend Church.  Why?  Let me give you the Top Ten reasons why you should attend Church this Sunday

10.          It’s better than cutting the grass.
9.            You look great when you dress up
8.            You promised your mother-in-law
7.            After Church we go out to lunch – no cooking, no cleaning
6.            That boy, that seems to like your daughter, with multiple body piercings, various tattoos, and the t-shirt                that say’s I love death will probably not be there – so your safe.
5.            You won’t miss the Spurs game
4.            You won’t miss the Cowboys game
3.             It is God’s house and it’s probably a good idea to show up once and a while
2.            You could really use this line “I couldn’t have done it officer - I was at Church!”
1.                         Because you’re you, and we want to see you!”

Visit your Church.  If you don’t have one stop by ours , The Restoration Centre, Sunday’s at 10:30am 

- Pastor Darryl Crain

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